As those of you who know me well are aware, I like to curse a lot. The "F" word is one of my favorite in the English language due to its amazing grammatical versatility and universality. However, I'd like to get to the point where I use it less. So, I've decided I'm going to start swearing in French. Because first, most Americans won't know what I'm saying. And second, even for those who do, it will still sound prettier and more elegant than the same phrase in English. So, I did a little research today and came up with some choice phrases, some of which I already knew from my time spent en France.